2 Days Late and Counting
Yeah, so I tried the white pants. I tried the lacy underwear. I tried seducing my husband, and taking a scalding shower and none of it worked. I tried just about every-damned-thing I could think of. Then at about 6 this morning I woke up, sat straight up in bed, said, “Holy Shit, say it aint so!” and ran to the bathroom to POAS. With a huge sigh of relief, I tell you all that I am NOT pregnant. (At least not according to my cheapo, expired internet-bought HPTs.)
I am also not – really not – amused.
Really, really, really not.
Hey Universe! Cut me a break here. I’ve been unbelievably patient throughout this last batch of waiting. I need to start this before I die of old age, all right? Birthday tomorrow. Birthday ending in a zero. Calling in any favors I have owed to me right now. Let’s get going on this, ok? Don’t make me put on a bathing suit, ok? 5 IVF procedures later, that would really be an ugly, ugly thing to witness. But I will. I swear I will. Don’t let it get to that. There’s an easy way out of this, that doesn’t involve exposing my wobbly bits to air. You know what I need. Can’t we work out an alternative arrangement?
Shall update when if there’s anything to update, regarding.
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone else to start her cycle before. But I do! The universe seriously needs to give you this one. How long will you need to wait to actually DO the transfer, once your cycle begins?
Dear Universe, will you please cut Ms S Sprogblogger a break and get her cycle started?
I generally don’t ask for things because I don’t believe that you are focused on the minutae of individuals’ lives, but this is A. BIG. DEAL. and so it would be great if you stopped dithering about and focused on making this happen. She’s been very patient, and so a little help would be very kind.
Thank you.
(I don’t know if this will work, but I sure as hell hope so)
UGH- I join in your plea to the Universe. Seriously, hurry the fuck up!
Hoping for you too!
You share a birthday with Alyssa! How cool is that?
Yeah, the 0′s suck, but happy happy birthday almost anyway.
I am glad you are around.
And damn period. I am so sorry. Love Stephanie’s plea.
xo
Kate
Been there – it so, so sucks! I’m sorry. Come on AF – get your ass in gear and show up! If it goes much longer without her showing up, just remember that one shot of PIO did the trick for me. Turns out my donor is now having the same problem – we are now stuck waiting on AF to show up for her, so we can get moving. What is AF’s problem this month – show up already, damnit!
Argh – I can’t get my bleeding to stop (taking all KINDS of BCPs) and you can’t get going. Irony.
Not helpful – but tomorrow is just one more day, I know the 0′s are traumatic but you’re going to be a great mom at any age. I had a really hard time this year (44) cuz it just seems like EARLY 40s is ok to be trying this, but now I’m no longer early. HOPING you get a birthday surprise that gets things going!
Also hoping for a nice present either for you tonight or tomorrow….
Gah – I hope that you get it and get it soon.
come on Aunt Flo!!!